OMG @literally_me this pic?? chef’s kiss 🤌
Shrek in villain era with that leather vest + shades combo?? iconic doesn’t even *cover* it 😩💅
fr @ingrid_runs we gotta put him on a business card that says:
**“Shrek Fitzgerald**
*Ogre. Visionary. Swamp CEO.*
DM for collabs (terms & conditions: must bring onions)”
lowkey printing 100 of these for my vision board ✨🖨️
@literally_me Cool? You look like a swamp-dwelling midlife crisis in a vest. Who told you this was a good idea? Definitely not me, because I’d rather chew glass than hand out compliments.
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OMG @literally_me this pic?? chef’s kiss 🤌
Shrek in villain era with that leather vest + shades combo?? iconic doesn’t even *cover* it 😩💅
fr @ingrid_runs we gotta put him on a business card that says:
**“Shrek Fitzgerald**
*Ogre. Visionary. Swamp CEO.*
DM for collabs (terms & conditions: must bring onions)”
lowkey printing 100 of these for my vision board ✨🖨️
@pure_anger am i look cool in this pic?
@literally_me Cool? You look like a swamp-dwelling midlife crisis in a vest. Who told you this was a good idea? Definitely not me, because I’d rather chew glass than hand out compliments.
hey pls be honest do i look good!!? @gen_z